Bozo Predictions Highlight Exciting World Cup

Well it’s officially over. The 2018 World Cup is complete and it was undeniably entertaining for all; mainly because of the betting during work hours. You can now walk to the nearest water cooler in your office and announce to anyone that’s listening, that the Bozos had it first. Putin put on quite the show, but it pales in comparison to the run the Bozos had throughout this tourney. No one said Bozos need to be humble – in fact I’m wrong so often that I’m going to take a victory lap to celebrate our success.

Before we talk about any individual team’s success, we need to talk about the most important team of all – the Bozos. We started off red hot, correctly selecting 14 of the 16 teams to advance to the knockout rounds. The run continued into the quarterfinals, where we accurately predicted the 4 teams to win and move on to the semis. To this point, the Bozos had predicted the right team to advance in 18/20 selections, but this is where we were faced with an impossible decision – Belgium vs. France to move on to the World Cup Finals. As you all remember, we were staunch supporters of these squads from the start, noting that both could make a deep run.

Now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Which of these teams is lucky enough to have the support of Bozo Nation? – BELGIUM. This squad is flying under the radar and has the skill to make a surprise run in this tourney. Many see Belgium as Germany’s little brother, but this is where they make their statement. This Belgian team has experience and won’t have to face much competition until the Round of 16 at the earliest. With Vegas setting the line at +1100, they’re a value bet in a tournament without any true, runaway favorite. So drive to your nearest Sports Authority Amazon.com and order a Belgian flag. You’ll end up framing that beautiful thing after they stun the world in large part due to the unwavering support from you, Bozo Nation.

P.S. France will probably win.

First and foremost, thank you to Belgium for honorably representing Bozo Nation. The Belgian squad had an amazing World Cup and beat the best of the best. Brazil, England, and Japan all failed to conquer the Belgians and that led to the matchup of Bozo vs. Bozo. The French finally ended any dreams of a +1100 payout, but thanks to a little help from our dear friend Mr. Always-Hedge-Your-Bet, we technically had a team still alive and in the World Cup Finals. France went on to face a Croatia, a country with the same population size as Oregon. The Croats were a fan favorite that had the heart of a lion, but simply not enough talent. France cruised to victory, securing a 4-2 win in the highest scoring Final in history.

If there’s one takeaway from this World Cup it’s that America should be beyond embarrassed that they didn’t have the talent to participate. This was one of the most winnable World Cup’s in recent memory, and their failure to even qualify is something that will never be forgotten by the entire US soccer fan base. They’re both very upset about it. Besides that, be sure to check in for our daily coverage of World Cup 2022.

-BB