Marcia, Marcia, Marcia- Brady has better Luck

Thursday night Football Colts @ Patriots

New England (-10) over the Indianapolis

Ten points is a lot to give any team in this league but in this scenario we are taking the Brady Bunch over Andy Luck and the injured Colts. Even though Marcia, Marcia, Marcia got hit in the nose with a football and her nose is swollen up like a cumquat, the rest of the family is ready to go. Greg has recruited Smokey Bong Josh Gordon and the Flower Children are out back on the artificial turf cleaning out the resin and applying it to Pretty Boy’s deflated balls to give him a firmer grip.

Other reasons to like the Pats: Last Colts victory vs. NE was in 2009.

Mr. Brady is 5-0 vs. Indianapolis.

TY Paris Hilton, Colts best receiver by far, is OUT.

NE just kicked Miami’s butt 38-7 on Sunday and looks like they have finally figured it out. They always struggle the first four weeks before rolling through the league to finish 12-4 or 13-3.

Pats Defense will make Luck throw and that won’t be pretty without Hilton.

Even with Gronk potentially on the sidelines, the NE offensive game plan with the Genius Head Coach Billy Boy will surely prepare better for a short week than his counterpart Frank Third Reich.

Go ask Alice to put the wings on and lay the 10 and sit back and watch the Brady Bunch put the X in the center square.

-HB

 

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