NFL Draft Analysis by Bozo Brett

Brett and Brando, our resident Draft Bozos go head to head with their predictions on tonight’s NFL Draft.

Brando is the reigning champion as Brett sometime hovers about the clouds…(See pick #6) I think my guys can only count to 11!

Brett seems to have spent many hours evaluating this year’s rookie class! Another Mel Kiper Jr. Jr.

1. Jags – Trevor Lawrence – Even though Touchdown Jesus deep down hates going here. He’s getting picked at 1 by Urban Myer and The Jags.

2. Jets – Zach Wilson – Huge reach in my opinion. But who else to do it besides the Jets!!!

3. 49ers – Justin Fields – I like the guy. Even more than weirdo freak Trevor Lawrence. I think San Fran shuts up the haters and takes Fields.

4. Falcons – Kyle Pitts – Matty Ice still has some juice left. Kyle Pitts will be insane in this offense. Love this pick.

5. Bengals – Ja’Marr Chase – I like DeVonta Smith over Ja’Marr but this is picture perfect. Will be cool to see these guys (LSU’s Burrow and Chase) back together.

6. Dolphins – Trey Lance – Here is the recipe. 1. Fitz is gone 2. Tua is horrible 3. Next year’s QB draft is weak. This equals the Dolphins taking a stud. They will regret this forever if they skip out on a potential star QB.

7. Lions – Penei Sewell – Build from the trenches out.

8. Panthers – DeVonta Smith – Time to start giving Darnold some weapons. I think Devonta is the best WR in this draft

9. Broncos – Rashawn Slater – No need for a QB. I think they give Teddy and the young gunslinger a shot this year. The only way to help them is with a big boy blocking.

10. Cowboys – Micah Parsons – Flashy, Talented and Cocky, Jerry is dying for this guy.

11. Giants – Jaylen Waddle – The final missing piece. The piece that unlocks The Giants offense. If The G-men land Waddle I have no idea what opposing Defenses will do. You will now have to worry about Kenny G, Saquon, Sterling, Slayton, Evan Engram, Kyle Rudolph, and now a player similar to Tyreek Hill.

GOOOOD LUCK! Danny Dimes for MVP!

-Bozo Brett