Deep Thoughts with Busacca-Bozo

Deep Thoughts with Busacca-Bozo

Now that Week 4 has been wrapped up, and now that overreactions on wins and losses are over, it is time for this Bozo to use his philosophy degree that he earned on his I-phone in a bathroom stall at the airport last week (Hey, my plane was delayed! Don’t judge me). So after one month of NFL and College football I ponder like Aristotle:

• The NY Jets and NY Giants won on the same day for the first time since Harry Truman was President. That’s a good thing or else the nuclear option could have been in play. And the Head Bozo had the Double Dog New York Money line Parlay at 12-1!

• Tom Brady won the divorce with the New England Patriots. Stop pretending everyone was a winner. TB12 won a Super Bowl and is in the sun and beach with his buddy Gronk flying to South Beach on off days and Bill Belichick is living in his parent’s basement playing video games on line with his new QB Mac-n-Cheese Jones.
• Josh Gordon is back in the league after years of drug related suspensions.
• If I hear one more announcer say “And still it’s just a two possession game” one more time I’m going to change the channel and put on something rationale like “Keeping up with the Kardashians”. All you need is two TDs and two 2 point conversions? No problem.
• Rookie QBs who are allowed to play outside the box and actually get outside the guard seem to fare much better than the guys who hand it off twice up the middle for two yards and then have to pass on 3rd and 8.
• Storming the field has become way overrated. It used to be reserved for teams beating an undefeated Champion, not anyone, anywhere. Kentucky storming the field after beating Florida is like me bragging about beating up Steven Hawking in alley fight…it was close for awhile but I prevailed! (I ripped off his voice modulator)
• Am I the only one who thinks replay is a waste of time? They take 5 minutes to review and then tell us “The play was not reviewable”?
• U. of Georgia’s defense could probably hold the Jets and Giants to less than 20 points. Those guys are fast, aggressive and can’t wait to lose to Alabama….AGAIN!
• Big Ben of the Steelers looks like Muhammed Ali in his last few fights in the late 1970’s. I keep hoping Ed Hochuli will come in and call the game and make Ben go to the locker room on a TKO.
• I miss Ed’s big guns on Sunday afternoons. Today’s refs are soft. Did I just say that or think that?
• Seattle is in big trouble. The division is too tough and there are no easy wins.
• Derrick Henry should take up bull fighting. No red cape, no sword. Just him vs the Taurus one on one. (I’ll take 2-1 on Henry)
• KC Chiefs may have gotten a little complacent and for the first time in five years as there are literally no easy games in their division either.
• I have watched Thursday Night Football more times in 2021 than I have in past 5 years.
• If they have blue tents for injuries on the sideline, why can’t they have a little tent with a couple porta-potties so if a player has to go he doesn’t have to jog a mile back into the stadium?
• I notice I shower less during football season… it makes me one of the boys.
• Dolphins, Eagles and Patriots are in trouble. Lots of $$ tied up to win now with former Alabama QBs. I guess AJ McCarron and Jason White were lost on them?
• Bill Belichick won an awful lot of close games with TB12. Not so much anymore.
• Josh Gordon was just suspended for the 17th time while writing this.

Deep thoughts from a football philosopher, Busacca –Bozo.